Beach kid. Doesn’t surf. Bad scary movie watcher. Self-proclaimed “Mass-Hole.” Snow chaser. Business owner. QuickBooks aficionado. ADHD poster child. Hyperactive observer. PBR king. Cat hater. Idea cultivator. Novice bass player. High school emo. Current emo. Forever emo. Broken baseball player. Tour manager. Tattoo collector. Closeted singer. Dad's financial advisor. Forced 9-5 entrepreneur. Fashion merchandiser. “Dream job” dropout. Masters candidate somehow. Secret sad boy. Master of “fuck it lets do it.” Self-taught renderer. Unlikely black sheep of the family. Experience builder. Will do anything for friends. Still figuring it out.